Well, if you're here because of the title, you might as well move along...no, seriously, move along...there's really nothing for you here...I decided to perform an experiment...I wanted to see if having the word 'naked' in the blog title would garner a bigger response than having the word 'god' in the title...what? I 'm curious...that blog with 'god' in the title got more views than any of my other posted 'rambles'...and I was curious...does sex sell...or, more to the point, does the word naked generate interest?...I guess we'll see.
For those of you who take the time to follow my astounding career over at FanFiction where I post my Chuck related scribbles, you were treated to the first time effort of ltsheppard who contributed a new chapter for the 'Sarah Walker:Broken Beyond Repair Challenge...and what a great first effort...seriously, if you haven't read it yet? well, this will still be hear when you get back...sure, the site may be overwhelmed because I included the word 'naked' in the title but you won't mind waiting...will you?
Ah, there you are...glad you could make it back...well, pretty cool, right?..strong writing and it fit so perfectly...now we just have to wait and see what 'hell broke loose"...hopefully soon.
So, where was I?...oh yeah, naked...not me, the word...no, don't do it...trust me, that's one mental image you don't need mucking up your cerebellum...it really is for the best if you just take my word for it and move on...move on...now, for today's recommendation...dig out your copy of one of the following movies...Team America:World Police, the Aristocrats or(for this experiment) Bubba Hotep... slip it into the DVD player, kick back and laugh...it really is good for you...the laughter, that is and one of the three discs listed should provide plenty...if it doesn't you're one or any combination of the following three things...1:Dead , 2:Not funny or a cannibal(and come on, I'm pulling for cannibal...because I've never met one before) or 3: Still floudering around with that horrible mental image I begged you to get rid of(for your own good) still in your head.
Now, on to the quasi(did you just picture Dr. Evil when you read the word quasi? If you did then there's hope for you yet) important stuff. I'm still struggling with the blockage that has seriously slowed down my output...man, I used to get one or two or more chapters out a week and now? I just can't do it. Sure, got out a chapter for SWBBR and a partial for RFYLCB but...what the hell?...maybe it's the joyful working conditions...heat and asphalt...a wonderful one two...and, would you look at that...monday right around the corner...I'm going to take a nap and then return to the keyboard to see if I can finish off that chapter for RFYLCB...wish me luck.
One last time, I apologize if you got sucked into reading this blog because I put the word 'naked' in the title...I can understand...you read the first sentence and then the second, hoping I was lying about there being no 'naked babysitters' here and then, once hooked, you kept reading, filled with a sense of wonder that hadn't swept through you since your dad said..."No(inset name here), that's not a dog, that's a cow" and now you reach the ending point and, surprise surprise, no naked babysitters in sight...if that previous sentence describes what happened to you, email me and I'll send you my actual address and you can mail me 25dollars for my amazing book, 'No(insert your name here), that's not a dog, that's a cow'...my stunning book that explains all of life's greatest mysteries...in single syllable(what? Never said I was greta spellur) words.
Have a great weekend...or what's left of it. JT
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