Hey guys and gals...or gals and guys...don't want to be accused of placing more importance on one sex over the other. So, been over four weeks and I'm coming to realize that the sense of loss isn't going to go away...it's always going to be there and each day will simply be how I 'live' with it..so, here's some new scribbles. I was inspired to write something new after reading some new chapters from Oldestman...a new Castle story that has a coll slant and I hope he posts it...just to see how the caskett fans react...should be fun.
Now, it was shocking news to me that Ryan is gonna be running for veep with Mitt...but I can't help worrying about the future of 'The Proposal II'(Betty White steps outside her comfort zone with full nudity and a Something About Mary hair gel gag) or 'The Green LatrineII'(not a typo, just saying) or even Waiting II'(oh come on, you're not seriously counting that lame piece of shit that currently bears the title). Sure, I can understand Mitt's desperate bid for acceptance with a younger demographic but maybe Pattinson might have been a better choice if he's tryiung to get the youth vote...also, on the plus side, Rob's got more free time on his hands since the 'trampire'(thanks, Will Ferrel) found another source of protein.
Sorry, I know this wopuld be the perfect place to insert some witty commit and wrap up the whole 'Ryan' bit but I seriously can't think about anything funny about politics...
It's been a while since I've rambled so hold on...holy crap, I just heard that Chad Ocho Cinco's reality show has been canceled! Dammit, there goes the reason I'd been using to convince myself to get cable again...shit, shit,shit...and his wife's divorcing him? oh, you poor guy...you poor, poor guy...you poor, spoiled,narcissitic idiot...what's next? Gonna write a tell all book and go on the circut? Tell us all how it's not your fault? Tell us about the terrible story of your poor, mispent youth? Tell us how you were abused and as a result you, completely unwillingly, became a massive tool who only appears, at least to us poor mortals, like a giant douche bag who'd stick his dick in a pencil sharpener and sell tickets to people to turn the crank as long as people 'cared' enough to watch! You left a reciept for 'milk flavored' condoms where your 'lactose intolerant' wife could find it! You fucking genius! How about a new reality show, Chad? Here's one for you..."Is Chad Smarter Than The Tube Sock You've Been Depositing Your Rachel Bilson Fantasies Into?"...or, how about "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire Athelete Who's Stupider Than The Tube Sock...caught that one did you? Well, now you can say when asked, 'Yes, I'm Smarted Than Chad Ocho Cinco" but, then again, so can a lot of tube socks...what will seperate you from the tube socks is what you do with the knowledge that you're smarter...and heres the easy part...doing anything besides lying around and slowly stiffening elevates you above 'COC' and the tube socks.
I've been doing some reading...I know, surprise huh? Quistie? Thanks for the smiles. Frea, welcome back to Chuck and thanks for the smiles...Justmyluckyness, great stuff! To everyone else who's writing helped me make it through the past few weeks...thank you! I didn't list everyone and for that I'm sorry...and I say again, THANK YOU!
Dollar store find...Charles DeLint, The Mystery of Grace...I enjoyed the read and the first person to send me their address will recieve my copy, free of charge...really, what's a dollar book and media shipping when I can share something? Don't worry, this isn't some weird come on to find a new place to ship tube socks...I'm only offering the book.
Cheap movies...Into The Blue 2....and I thought the first one was only bearable because of Jessica...The Time Of Dragons...please, if you're going to fuck Melville, at least have the decency to post a 'may cause drowsiness' warning on the label...Danny Glover, what the fuck, man? I know it's a paycheck but I have to ask...did Chad Ocho Cinco secretly write this screenplay? Holy Fuck!!!! And I thought Ankle Biters and Zombie Bikers From Detroit were stiunkers! I'm guessing that the test audiences who first saw this movie could be labled 'peers', at least intellectually speaking, of Chad Ocho Cinco...that's got to be it! HOLY FUCK!!!! If it's not too late, please, if you're one of the writers of this cinematic turdzilla, have yourself sterilized before you inadvertantly pass on your genes...really! And if sterilizatrion isn't an option...invest in tube socks!!!!And Use Them!!!!!
I'm tired and it's time to go home...nappy time. Maybe I'll get back to some scribbles soon...I think I'm almost ready. JT
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