Adios Twinkies...see what I did there? No? that's ok...it's been awhile since I've scribbled here so I'll give you a little while to catch up.......ready now? So, we might be outsourcing one of the many reasons my waist(and many others...if we're honest) isn't anywhere near it should be? Well, of course we will...afterall, the CEO of Hostess needs the huge raise he got and the union bakers need to make more an hour than sweat shop workers make in a year...ok, that was a little harsh and I'll apologize to the people who closed an American institution because it isn't my place to question other people's right to demand fair payment for the work they do. I apologize...there, happy now? Great, get back to work cause there's no Hostess pies at my local seven eleven and I can't imagine myself paying the prices that I found on Ebay...jesus christ, have you seen some of the listings?
Now, moving from Twinkees to a twink...so, Justin and Selena are splitsville...maybe...sorta...well, as long as kleenex stays in business, I guess we'll all some how make it through. But that poor kid must just be hurting...and I...I...I just don't know what to do to help. Wish I did...maybe if someone can pass him a message for me? Justin...buddy...pal...I know you're probably reeling but I know how you can make yourself feel better...give all of your money and possesions to those less fortunate than yourself...that's right, pick a charity and support it...help those who aren't adored by mindless little twinks who waste their parents money on your 'stuff'... make donations to help those who aren't forced to drive around(and evidently, not that well) in Ferraris. And once you've given it all away, walk away from the recording industry...that's right, get out now, before your balls drop and your voice changes! Don't give up your artistic tendencies...no...just re-direct them...take up painting...and ignore the sissys...use lead based paint. Take up glass blowing...and don't listen to the so called experts...inhale!
Selena...you're free...and hopefully disease and spawn free...run...don't look back...ignore the voices calling out 'cliff'...just run.
Hopefully I'll get back to my scribbles soon. Happy Holidays to any who celebrate. JT
Glad to see you posting again. But please stop hiding what you really feel. You're like a sphinx.
ReplyDeleteAnd you actually checked the Twinkie price on eBay? You mean you haven't already stocked up for the Zombie-pocalypse? What were you thinking man.
Heh.
Just to restate, the obvious, missed that wit. Hope you have time for your scribbles again soon.